Sex doesn’t have to be something that only happens in the bedroom. With the help of silly and fun sex novelties, you can bring the excitement of the bedroom into every aspect of your life. If you are getting ready to throw a naughty New Year’s party or Halloween bash, these items will make the perfect statement about you and your red hot sex life. The items listed below are just the tip of the proverbial iceberg.

These hilarious Penis Straws have to be seen to be believed. They glow in the dark and are made from the highest quality plastic. What could be funnier than seeing our partner lower their mouth to a Penis Straw and take it slowly into their mouth! Each pack of straws contains ten items and they measure out at 19.5cm. Don’t you dare throw another adults-only party without these wonderful straws.

Who says sex doesn’t belong on the kitchen table? These priceless Penis Salt and Pepper Shakers are sure to get a laugh out of everyone. The plastic is completely transparent so you’ll always know how close you are to running out of salt or pepper. Bring a fun and playful nature to your sex life with these hilarious penis-shaped salt and pepper shakers.

Remind the person you love that you are thinking about them with a pair of Penis Slippers. These super comfortable slippers fit shoe sizes 5 to 7 and are sure to keep your toes warm on those cold, winter nights. Not only do these slippers come with a small penis in the front, they also come with tiny testicles, too! You’ve never seen slippers this cute and this comfortable before. Put a little extra kick in your sex life with these hilarious penis slippers. Buy your pair now while supplies last.