With Christmas just days away and with the stresses and strains from work hopefully on the decline, what better time of year to indulge in a little naughty fun alone or with your partner? Your Christmas shopping might not be finished and one or two dashes to the supermarket, to stock up on last minute supplies might be needed over the next week or so.
However, amongst the usual festivities, you’d be forgiven for taking a little time to kink things up a notch - ‘tis the season to be jolly and joyful - after all.

Here at Magic Moments, we’ve put together an essential guide to getting down and dirty this holiday season, with the assistance of twelve premium quality sex toys - suitable for nearly every connoisseur. So sit back, grab yourself a beer or glass of wine and get your festive freak on!

The 12 Sex Toys Of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my wifey gave to me a Horny Dots Penis Pump.
If you’re unaware of the benefits of a Penis Pump, you need to catch up pretty quickly. Not only will the Horny Dots enlarge your manhood for a thicker and fuller erection, but the sensations it gives during foreplay are quite sensational. Get ready to enter her pleasure zone a more confident man about town.

On the second day of Christmas my baby gave to me a Clitoral and Vaginal Vibrator. When used alone or with your partner, this form of vibe gives captivating pleasure to both the clitoris and labia. Work through its various speeds and functions to get your inner goddess screaming from the rooftops.

On the third day of Christmas my lesbian lover gave to me a Hollow Strap-on sex toy. When it comes to same sex play, a hollow strap on like this guarantees an abundance of versatility and pleasure. Used by both for incredibly deep and probing vaginal stimulation, this strap on sex toy is comfortably and securely fastened and guarantees hours of fun.

On the fourth day of Christmas my honey gave to me a Crystal Clear Nipple Sucker. Stepping a little outside the box for a moment, this female sex toy promises to get this key erogenous zone intensely aroused with playful and strong suctions. Leaving your nipples hard and thirsty for more action, as well as more sensitive to kisses and touches after removal - turn up the volume on your love life, or use alone to add a new dimension to solo play.

On the fifth day of Christmas my kinky Ken gave to me Anal Fever Vibrating Beads. Whether you’re new to anal fun or a seasoned pro, these vibrating beads guarantee to ease you in gently. Built with progressively larger beads along a flexible and comfortable shaft, anal play has never been so riveting or enjoyable. Oh yeah! They vibrate too at different intensities just to amp up your orgasmic scream even more. Have you caught Anal Fever?

On the sixth day of Christmas my girlfriend gave to me a Penisator Vibrating Cock Ring. Cock rings help hugely in your battle against premature ejaculation - meaning you can leave your lover thoroughly satisfied, as well as end your session without a whimpering back turn and air of disappointment in the room. Throw in a strong vibrating function and you’ve got yourself one almighty good couples sex toy, that promises stimulating pleasure for you both.

On the seventh day of Christmas my best friend gave to me a Lust Bunny Rabbit Vibrator. We’ve all got that one girl-friend who hasn’t yet discovered the pleasures of a rabbit vibrator and how far it can take her in her sexual quest. Sound familiar? A study shows that an incredible 34% of women had their first rabbit vibrator brought for them by a female friend or family member. If you’re unwrapping one of these on the sly this Christmas, don’t be afraid to get down and dirty - we were all a first timer once!

On the eight day of Christmas my husband gave to me a Diamond Dazzler Glass Dildo. Visually opulent and totally intoxicating, this stunning Glass Dildo ads a new dimension to vaginal stimulation and can even be heated or cooled to guarantee different levels of pleasure. There’s something so sweet and sexy about this sex toy and just by looking at it, we promise, you’ll be turned on. Super safe and festively flirty, now’s the time to add one to your sex toy setup.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me all those things i’m going to need. So, you’ve got all your new toys, but you’ve forgot to pick up the essentials like water-based lube, sex toy cleaner, condoms and batteries. These might only be simple sex toy stocking fillers, but you certainly don’t want to be running around on Christmas eve, trying to find the last pack of triple A’s in town.

On the tenth day of Christmas my partner gave to me an Inflatable Butt Plug. A butt plug that can be enlarged with an attached pump - it’s just genius! Not only is this love toy perfect for those new to this type of anal toy and wishing to ease themselves in gently, but for those keen to safely explore deeper parts of their back package and enjoy all the heightened stimulation that this brings. This butt plug doesn’t just look nice, but plays nice too as you bid to make it a Christmas to remember.

On the eleventh day of Christmas I gave to me the Oxana Fake Pussy and Ass. There’s nothing wrong with a little treat over the holidays! Step forward this realistic and stunning fake pussy and ass, modeled off real life porn star Oxana. From realistic internal ridges, tightness and a delicately positioned G-spot, to an indulging and enticing anus, Oxana takes male masturbation to a whole new level. She also vibrates and is made of real touch material to feel just like the real thing.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my new man gave to me King Size Vagina Balls. Wrapping up things nicely are the King Size Vagina Balls, certainly not for the faint hearted. With an incredible filling sensation and intense stimulation of the kegal muscles, having these roll around inside will send you to a whole new stratosphere of pleasure and excitement. Along with the long term benefits of using vagina balls regularly, they can also be popped in whilst out with your man, to give various stimulations that align themselves with your movements.

That wraps up this years kinky countdown to Christmas ladies and gentlemen. All that’s left to say is enjoy the weeks ahead and with Magic Moments, your new bit on the side, you can count on us to make it a very happy new year.